Obsidian Brownie Tins

Obsidian Brownie Tins

$5.00per Individual
The Obsidian Collection

Available with 2 hours notice

Orderable now with advance notice.

Born from the shadows of artisan craft, this is the foundational masterpiece of The Obsidian Collection. We begin with an intensely dark, wheat-free chocolate base, meticulously baked to achieve a dense, ultra-fudgy, velvety core. Though entirely gluten-conscious, this decadent creation makes zero compromises—it is a rich, heavy-crumb luxury that absolutely everyone will indulge in. Each individual tin is crafted for pure, uninterrupted enjoyment, offering a sophisticated pastry experience where dietary labels fade away to reveal pure chocolate obsession.

Select Your Artifact (Ganache Options):

The Onyx Core: Capped with our signature, glass-smooth plain chocolate ganache. A pure, unadulterated tribute to deep cacao.

The Basalt Brew: Infused with a dark, velvety espresso ganache that pulls a rich, roasted complexity from the shadows.

Ingredients

The Onyx Core

Pure Granulated Sugar, Unsalted Sweet Cream Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavorings), Sweetened Condensed Milk (milk, sugar), Measure-for-Measure Flour (Rice flour, Whole Grain Brown Rice Flour, Sorghum Flour, Tapioca Starch, Potato Starch, Cellulose, Vitamin and Mineral Blend [calcium carbonate, niacinamide (vitamin b3), reduced iron, thiamin hydrochloride (vitamin b1), riboflavin (vitamin b2)], Xanthan Gum, Cellulose Gum), Premium Belgian Dark Chocolate Callets (Unsweetened chocolate; sugar, cocoa butter, lecithin (soy), natural vanilla flavor, milk.), Premium High-Fat Dutch Cocoa Powder (Cocoa powder alkalized), Locally Sourced Eggs, Premium 60% Cacao Baking Bar (Unsweetened chocolate, cane sugar, cocoa butter, milk fat, soy lecithin, vanilla extract.), Water, Artisanal Sea Salt (Sea Salt, Anticaking Agents: Magnesium Carbonate, Magnesium Oxide, Yellow Prussiate Of Soda), Citric Acid

The Basalt Brew

Pure Granulated Sugar, Unsalted Sweet Cream Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavorings), Sweetened Condensed Milk (milk, sugar), Measure-for-Measure Flour (Rice flour, Whole Grain Brown Rice Flour, Sorghum Flour, Tapioca Starch, Potato Starch, Cellulose, Vitamin and Mineral Blend [calcium carbonate, niacinamide (vitamin b3), reduced iron, thiamin hydrochloride (vitamin b1), riboflavin (vitamin b2)], Xanthan Gum, Cellulose Gum), Premium Belgian Dark Chocolate Callets (Unsweetened chocolate; sugar, cocoa butter, lecithin (soy), natural vanilla flavor, milk.), Premium High-Fat Dutch Cocoa Powder (Cocoa powder alkalized), Locally Sourced Eggs, Premium 60% Cacao Baking Bar (Unsweetened chocolate, cane sugar, cocoa butter, milk fat, soy lecithin, vanilla extract.), Premium Espresso Powder, Water, Artisanal Sea Salt (Sea Salt, Anticaking Agents: Magnesium Carbonate, Magnesium Oxide, Yellow Prussiate Of Soda), Citric Acid

Allergen Information

CONTAINS: MILK, EGGS, SOY. Crafted in a shared home kitchen that also processes wheat, peanuts, and tree nuts. Baked using strict sanitization protocols to minimize cross-contamination; not recommended for individuals with severe celiac disease.

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1. Regulatory Compliance & Inspection Notice: All products are meticulously handcrafted in a private residential kitchen operating under Florida Statute § 500.80. Please be advised that our small-batch items are made in a cottage food operation that is not subject to Florida’s food safety regulations. The premises are completely exempt from inspection, licensing, or permitting by state health departments and regulatory agencies. 2. Environmental Allergen & Gluten-Conscious Safety Shield: Our boutique home kitchen utilizes shared professional culinary equipment to produce all selections. Please be explicitly advised that our bakes may contain, or come into direct contact with, common food allergens including wheat, gluten, eggs, dairy, soy, peanuts, and tree nuts. While rigorous cleaning protocols and strict scheduling matrices are rigorously enforced between production cycles to minimize cross-contamination, a 100% sterile or allergen-isolated environment cannot be guaranteed due to potential airborne flour and ingredient particles. Our wheat-free options are designed for lifestyle choices and ingredient sensitivities; they are not recommended for individuals with severe Celiac Disease, acute airborne gluten allergies, or life-threatening anaphylactic food allergies. 3. Order Fulfillment & Geographical Limitations: In strict compliance with Florida cottage food law, we offer seamless local in-person pickup and coordinated hand-delivery within our designated Land O' Lakes, Pasco County footprint. We also provide direct-to-consumer shipping anywhere within the state of Florida via the United States Postal Service or commercial mail delivery carriers. Please be explicitly advised that we cannot fulfill or ship orders to addresses located outside the state of Florida. Any out-of-state transactions cannot be legally honored and will be immediately canceled and fully refunded. 4. Freshness, Handling & Spoilage Responsibility: Because our artisanal creations are baked completely fresh using premium ingredients and contain zero artificial preservatives, they are highly sensitive to climate conditions. The buyer assumes full responsibility for proper climate-controlled storage and careful handling immediately upon pickup or hand-delivery. Mythic Chip Bakery LLC is not liable for spoilage or degradation due to improper storage once fulfillment is finalized.

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